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- v3.48.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why did the validator bring a ladder? To reach consensus on a higher block.
- v3.47.0Android
What's New - Bug fixes and minor improvements Why aren't ETH holders worried about geopolitics? They already pay high gas.
- v3.47.1iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements What does a DeFi trader shout when they're in trouble? 'Kelp! I mean... help!'
- v3.47.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why aren't ETH holders worried about geopolitics? They already pay high gas.
- v3.46.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements How do you make a small fortune in crypto? Start with a large one.
- v3.45.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements My crypto portfolio is like my ex. I keep checking it at 2am hoping something changed, but it never does.
- v3.44.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why did the crypto user like the new release? Because the bugs got fixed before the next candle.
- v3.43.1iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements What’s the difference between my crypto portfolio and a horror movie? The horror movie eventually ends.
- v3.43.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements What Yoga pose did the crypto trader learn this week? The downward bear
- v3.42.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why don't Bitcoin maximalists like eating at fancy restaurants? They are terrified of hard forks.
- v3.41.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Crypto parties are the best… Everyone’s down, then everyone’s up.
- v3.40.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements How are Santa Claus and a $100k Bitcoin alike? You hope they come this Christmas.
- v3.39.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why are crypto portfolios like my gym membership? I paid a lot for them and now I'm too scared to look at them.
- v3.38.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why does superman shifts his bitcoin to fiat at night? He want to stay away from crypto-night
- v3.37.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why did the whale bring sunscreen? Because it didn't want to get burned in the liquidity pool.
- v3.36.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements What do SOL and the pyramids have in common? Both are Proof of History!
- v3.35.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements What’s a crypto trader’s favorite type of music? Anything with a drop.
- v3.34.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements I told a joke about proof-of-stake... But nobody laughed. It just didn’t have enough validators.
- v3.33.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why don't blockchains ever get lost? Because they always follow the chain.
- v3.32.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why don't crypto investors ever get cold? Because they're always HODLing
- v3.31.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why did the froyo company become a crypto treasury? They had cold storage
- v3.30.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Dad, can I borrow $10 worth of bitcoin? Borrow $11.62? ... What the heck do you need $7.45 of bitcoin for?
- v3.29.1iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements If Bitcoin is a person, what would be its body type? ATH-letic!
- v3.29.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo? Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat
- v3.28.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why do one-legged pirates like stablecoins? They're pegged
- v3.27.0iOS
- Bug fixes and minor improvements Why are crypto investors such bad dancers? Because they're always afraid of a dip!