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Why did the validator bring a ladder?
To reach consensus on a higher block.

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Why aren't ETH holders worried about geopolitics?
They already pay high gas.

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What does a DeFi trader shout when they're in trouble?
'Kelp! I mean... help!'

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Why aren't ETH holders worried about geopolitics?
They already pay high gas.

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How do you make a small fortune in crypto?
Start with a large one.

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My crypto portfolio is like my ex.
I keep checking it at 2am hoping something changed, but it never does.

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Why did the crypto user like the new release?
Because the bugs got fixed before the next candle.

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What’s the difference between my crypto portfolio and a horror movie?
The horror movie eventually ends.

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What Yoga pose did the crypto trader learn this week?
The downward bear

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Why don't Bitcoin maximalists like eating at fancy restaurants?
They are terrified of hard forks.

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Crypto parties are the best…
Everyone’s down, then everyone’s up.

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How are Santa Claus and a $100k Bitcoin alike?
You hope they come this Christmas.

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Why are crypto portfolios like my gym membership?
I paid a lot for them and now I'm too scared to look at them.

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Why does superman shifts his bitcoin to fiat at night?
He want to stay away from crypto-night

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Why did the whale bring sunscreen?
Because it didn't want to get burned in the liquidity pool.

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What do SOL and the pyramids have in common?
Both are Proof of History!

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What’s a crypto trader’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a drop.

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I told a joke about proof-of-stake...
But nobody laughed. It just didn’t have enough validators.

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Why don't blockchains ever get lost?
Because they always follow the chain.

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Why don't crypto investors ever get cold?
Because they're always HODLing

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Why did the froyo company become a crypto treasury?
They had cold storage

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Dad, can I borrow $10 worth of bitcoin?
Borrow $11.62? ... What the heck do you need $7.45 of bitcoin for?

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If Bitcoin is a person, what would be its body type?
ATH-letic!

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Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
 Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

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Why do one-legged pirates like stablecoins?
They're pegged

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Why are crypto investors such bad dancers?
Because they're always afraid of a dip!