unsurprisingly, in the process of fixing everything i also unfixed a couple of other things. those things are now also fixed.
(specifically: touch controls are now adjusted correctly when screens have a weird notch thing, and the menu buttons are no longer invisibly active in the game)

fixed everything

i think i've fixed that crash that's been happening, thanks to a little help from Jim and Ciro on twitter!  i've fixed /something/ anyway, let me know if there's still any problems.

- updated for ios8.  thanks for your patience, it's just me here
--> aargh turns out i didn't fix everything!  working on another update soon, sorry!
- swipe controls improved and are now the default

- swipe controls
- portrait orientation
- some bugfixes
- simple attack animation
- nothing secret